February 2012
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if you’re sad about being alone on valentine’s day just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year either
rooneymara:
i want to buy every single order of chicken mcbites so maybe they’ll make them not limited edition. they’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
preach
probably not sleeping again tonight and not going out so tonight is the perfect night to blow up my ask box ;P
powerlesbian:
today i learned that our domesticated talking birds that get loose are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call
can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE
I never realize how much nudity is on my dash until I’m in a public place and everyone is leering over my shoulder at my computer
hi, let’s have a poll. should I
change my url to martinvanburen
change my url to teddybear-suicide
change my url back to skinnymean
change my url to something else
don’t change my url
woodsandseas replied to your post: USPS says I was delivered a package that I most…
NOT fucking cool, at all. Get those assholes fired.
currently trying. I filed an inquiry with the head office. as soon as it’s confirmed as MIA I’m going to e-mail karmaloop and hopefully they’ll resend the items :/ I’ve read stuff about other companies resending items that USPS claims...
this post office picked the wrong girl to fuck with GOD I will not rest until that package is in my hands. I will get some dumbass fired if I need to because that’s $120 worth of stuff I’m missing
USPS says I was delivered a package that I most certainly was NOT and are just like lol whoops someone must have taken it off your porch. uh…how is that an acceptable response?? WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES, ASSHATS?
I have a sprinkler system in my backyard?
remember when my karmaloop package was supposed to arrive today and didn’t??? kewl.
jedlowrie replied to your post: so The Daily Mail posted a 10 trashiest spring…
i cant believe vegas got number 1 the whole appeal of vegas is that it is trashy its not a bad thing
we got picked because a bar has a daily booty shaking contest? idk they said they picked based on the number of bars, tattoo parlors, hooters, girls gone wild opportunities and I guess that makes sense for us I...
so The Daily Mail posted a 10 trashiest spring break cities list and Fort Myers got 8th ahahahahhahahahahahah
my sleep schedule is so messed up. I guess I’ll crawl out of bed now and make myself some bacon, eggs, and avocado slices
nochurchinthewild:
I wonder if anyone tracks the me tag