pretending this glass of salt water is vodka and also counting down the days until I get my bangs cut
waiting for people when you’re ready to go out is the worst purgatory I wish it only on my worst enemies
tonight is one of those nights where you put on all your make-up and realize you don’t actually want to go out and maybe you’ll down that half a bottle of wine you have in your fridge while watching American Horror Story
glitter goth game on
- killer headache - check
- sick thx to baby cousin - check
- most likely working open to close tomorrow - check
classing up a beach themed night at one of the trashiest clubs in town and I’m only going because it’s 2 minutes from my house and $10 = free shots all night as long as I have on a bikini